Pillow Talk Take 2

Now this post really is about pillows and what they may signify. The mattress store owner told me that he wanted to run an ad in one of the chareidi newspapers which featured a picture of a bed with 2 pillows on it. They refused to run it unless the picture showed a second bed. One bed with 2 pillows, they said, suggested 2 people sharing a bed, an image they found inappropriate for their paper. Obviously, there were no people in the picture; it is the presence of the pillows that suggested their presence. Was it Freud who said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar? Well, he was obviously lacking in proper pillow perspective.`

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Orthonomics said…
Is this a Purim joke?
I wonder what the editor would say about the bed in our home with 5 pillows on it. Perhaps 5 people are in that bed!
Commenter Abbi said…
Um, do these people have no idea how all these babies are made?

Whackadoodle!
Ariella's blog said…
SL, sorry, not a Purim joke. I recall a jeweler once telling me that a similar publication would not allow him to put in an ad for a woman's watch that said something along the lines of "Give her the time she deserves." Teh possible double entendre would not have occurred to me, but it seems they are very good at picking up innuendo.

Abbi, you bring up an important point. In my last issue of Kallah Magazine I ran a piece written by a kallah class teacher that stressed the importance of getting the right teacher and allowing enough time to complete the course. Her point was that is too important to leave as a last minute afterthought kind of thing. I assure you that there was nothing explicit at all; even the word niddah did not appear. But the man in the store said that he thought the people from his area would object to anything that even mentions kallah classes. He said the parents don't want their daughters to know there are such classes until they actually have to take them. I didn't say this at the time, but I wonder what sense they are supposed to make out of their own experience of puberty with such enforced silence. Most of the halachos one learns are concerned with what a girl is already familiar with, and the other part is actually not exactly conveyed in a tiltillating manner. Moreover, acting as if one could shelter one's children from the facts of life merely by remaining silent on the subject in the present day approaches the absurd and is potentially dangerous.
Orthonomics said…
No joke, but if I don't laugh I will cry. Since it is Adar, I'll laugh!
Orthonomics said…
Agreed that some are sure great at finding the innuendo! Some of this searching for the perversion reminds me of some less than mature middle school boys.
Commenter Abbi said…
Ariella, it's very very sad. And what these parents and "community protectors" will soon find out is that this whole approach will backfire. Once children reared this way "taste" the outside world, they usually don't placidly remain cloistered.

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