Who's the fairest of them all?

Oh don't look to mirrors for answers! Consider yichus and the benefit to children. No, marry for the sake of Heaven and forget about vain beauty or connections. . . but do be sure to adorn the bride in jewelry.

These come from two variants on the Tu B'Av and Yom Kippur dance in vineyard solution to the shidduch problem (apparently not a crisis at the time except for the tribe of Binyamin at one point in history). Stay tuned.